The Beginning...

Wow...a blog. I've never really read blogs before, but I assume that you just right random crap and people will read it. Good enough for me. Anyway...I'm off topic here. This is just an introduction to probably the bestest blog you'll ever read, so you should read it 30 times, then recite 50 times. Backwards. In German. Then you'll be the happiest person alive, and you'll send me candy as a thank you gift for making your pitiful excuse for a life meaningful. Aren't I grand? Yes, yes I am.